"No Homo"

You've heard it before and you've heard it being used over, and over, AND OVER again. But some of us fail to realize the reason on why do people (Mostly Straight males) feel the need to use the phrase "No Homo!"

To me, personally, I do not condone in the usage of the phrase "No Homo"...simply because of these reasons:

1. You already know who YOU are and should already expect the people you talk to to know that you're not a homosexual...

2. Consistency on using the word will have people begin to believe that you are indeed a Homo.

3. IT'S FREAKING ANNOYING!

Now to put it in urban terms:

I can't seem to figure out why STRAIGHT dudes feel the need to say the phrase "No Homo"...it's like you're saying: "I'm about to say a really gay comment but I will say 'No Homo' to let them know that I'm not a homosexual" but winds up telling another guy "You ji cute"

.....are you serious?

Then, as if it isn't bad enough that you're using the word...YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO USE IT!!

-"The test was hard, 'NO HOMO'" ----So, you're basically saying that test papers have a penis?

-"This line is long, 'NO HOMO'" ---Yeah, I can definitely see why you would use 'NO HOMO' for that...I mean that line's penis is practically HUGE!!

People, it's bad enough that you're using the phrase so much...but now you're just overdoing it by saying it when it DOESN'T NEED TO BE SAID! Come on guys, get serious.

Another thing that upsets me is, when I'm with a STRAIGHT dude...he feels the need to say 'NO HOMO' after EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE....all I say to him is:

I DON'T WANT YOU...so by telling me that you're just sounding real stupid...just because I'm gay doesn't mean I want every boy I talk to!

So *hint hint* to all of the straight boys and girls out there, KEEP your shirt on...I respect you and will not do anything to convert or seduce you into switching teams. (The GayGay Promise :) )

Now let's put the situation on the opposite foot...what if we, as a LGBT Community were to go around saying 'NO HETERO' to people OVER and OVER and OVER again? You would feel uncomfortable and would not want to hear that anymore, right?

So......HELLOOOO!!!! How do you think we feel when we hear it from you?

So, in the end, the usage of the phrase 'No HOMO' is a useless term/saying that does not need to be used anymore...and/or should be used to a STRONG MINIMUM! You know who YOU are and you know what orientation you are...if people see you a different way, LET 'EM! You know the truth and you're mature enough to ignore it.